Here are some engines I have played around with

matt86_wd2 wrote:

JONESEY wrote:I would blind fold and tie yer hands up until we get there that sounds a bit kinky
Jonesey

shall i grovel in front of his lordship as well .... ?

MATT...you could do but i doubt if it will help...

regards...mike...

mike d wrote:

matt86_wd2 wrote:

JONESEY wrote:I would blind fold and tie yer hands up until we get there that sounds a bit kinky
Jonesey

shall i grovel in front of his lordship as well .... ?

MATT...you could do but i doubt if it will help...

regards...mike...

probally no need to do that just my imagination going a bit over the top

Well guys the latest word around the monor is Jonesey will no longer be writing on the forum he's hired someone to do it for him, He now has a reader and writer so he doesn't have to strain his eyes or bend his fingers. The writer has even been told to spell badly so as we can't tell the differance

Mike don't worry about not doing any work he has that many staff he probably doesn't even know who you are until his butler announces you when you call to see him.

****NEWS FLASH**** his Lordship is now only using bottled water in his swimming pool as the servants keep drinking the asses milk.

Stu

You boys need to get a life One off these days I am going to have a big BBQ and get you all down here
Jonesey

JONESEY wrote:You boys need to get a life One off these days I am going to have a big BBQ and get you all down here
Jonesey

or dont u mean a hog roast banquet ....

Shit he's going to set alight to the new forest

better hurry up and get the h2 pump unit all sorted and mike better pull his finger out and get one , just in case there is a fire

matt86_wd2 wrote:better hurry up and get the h2 pump unit all sorted and mike better pull his finger out and get one , just in case there is a fire

If he sets fire to the new forest you will need a lot more than a LISTER H2 pump to put that out....
its one hell of a size,mind you i cant see him setting fire to his own land....
oh s--t didn't he tell you that he owns the whole of it???
regards...mike...

and you boys could be the BBQ for upsetting him

stationary stu wrote:and you boys could be the BBQ for upsetting him

STU..its not just us,your included as well.....
regards...mike...

mike d wrote:

stationary stu wrote:and you boys could be the BBQ for upsetting him

STU..its not just us,your included as well.....
regards...mike...

No Mike I'll defend His Lordship till my death, I don't know what makes you think I could have possibly done any little thing to upset the old fart.

Stu

stationary stu wrote:

mike d wrote:

stationary stu wrote:and you boys could be the BBQ for upsetting him

STU..its not just us,your included as well.....
regards...mike...

No Mike I'll defend His Lordship till my death, I don't know what makes you think I could have possibly done any little thing to upset the old fart.

Stu

spot on STU....if he ever caches hold of us all,we will all get 40 lashes each.....
then we will be sorry....
regards...mike...

MMMMMMMMMMM 40 lashes can I go first

Stu

stationary stu wrote:MMMMMMMMMMM 40 lashes can I go first

Stu

MR BIG..i was rite in my assumption about you kinky bugger.....
perhaps you will survive on the inside....they like a nice fresh bit of meat...
regards..mike...

Thats a good one Mike see if the old sod can answer that
Jonesey

JONESEY wrote:That's a good one Mike see if the old sod can answer that
Jonesey

perhaps hes already gone down?????poor bugger....
regards..mike....

mike d wrote:

stationary stu wrote:MMMMMMMMMMM 40 lashes can I go first

Stu

MR BIG..i was rite in my assumption about you kinky bugger.....
perhaps you will survive on the inside....they like a nice fresh bit of meat...
regards..mike...

Don't knock it till you try it. Try everything once and twice if you like it

Stu.